Freeman's Mind： Episode 36-8Y13n2Z-Zjg.en.srt

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[Subtitles by danielsangeo]

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Okay, I'm not too sure what's going on here, but that guy dropped his gun.

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And guns open up a wide world of opportunities.

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It has blood on it, but it's a glock...

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Blehk!

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As for you.

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Yeah...

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Sweet!

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I want more things to shoot!

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Besides this pile of rancid meat.

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Oh, that'll work.

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Okay, I don't think I've fired a gun before

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but shooting things feels very familiar.

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And I didn't even have that dream where I was Snoop Dogg again.

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Yeah, I don't know, I think I shot somebody last night.

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Maybe a bunch of people.

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Well, I'm sure they had it coming.

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But, if that's true, I may have screwed up WAY more than usual this time.

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I should watch my back.

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And what the hell are these things?

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Besides dead?

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Hm, I'm low on theories.

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I think maybe these are some carnivorous plant cross-breeds that

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the Biology Department was working on where the containment obviously failed.

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Kind of like Little Shop of Horrors.

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Except we're the Big Shop of Horrors!

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Okay, I am still lost.

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Well, I think that's making sense.

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Biology had an accident,

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the specimen spread,

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but how do I play into this?

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I was probably down there trying to hit on Heather again and

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maybe she just lost it and knocked me unconscious

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Then tried to dump my body because, let's face it, she's pretty stone cold.

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Shit, they're back.

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Well, it didn't work, Heather!

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Now I have a gun!

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You can't stop the Freeman!

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[lock jiggles]

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Well, okay, I guess doors can stop the Freeman, but

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[lock jiggles]

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Damn.

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This kind of takes all the wind out of my image.

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Actually, I don't know if this was the Biology Department...

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Because, whatever those things are, they're animals.

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And we don't do a lot of engineering with animals.

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There's just not enough money in it.

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Wait, I'm going backwards.

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I don't know.

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I mean, there was that pollen we developed for Monsanto

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that would kill people.

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Everybody was really proud of that.

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I'm going to go out this way.

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Squeeze in here...

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Whoa-whoa!

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Augh....

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Goat cheese massacre! That hurts my knees!

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This suit needs shock absorbers.

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And drugs.

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Why am I wearing this suit anyway?

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Did I steal it?

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I don't think I would've been THAT stupid.

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If Black Mesa reported it stolen, somehow I think the police would know

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to look for the last person who was wearing it.

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I couldn't have been trying to steal it.

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Why, this must be--! Yeah, I'm lost.

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So, if I'm wearing this suit, that must mean we had an experiment.

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Hey, we did do the experiment! I remember.

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...sort of...

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There was lots of green.

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Okay, so we had the experiment. Then what happened?

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Oh, I know!

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Then I had to kill a bunch of COCKROACHES!

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Because I HATE THEM!

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...want them all to DIE! STOP!

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Then, after that...

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[lock jiggles]

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I got depressed...

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And...okay, this is easy to figure out.

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Because, if the experiment was a success, I would've partied all night

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And got drunk off my ass and probably woke up in a Dumpster. But!

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I woke up sober and that sucks.

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So, that must mean the experiment was NOT a success.

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I probably got into some fights, then.

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Oh, man! This is where I just was!

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Ah well, it beats the desert.

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Plus, I have a gun!

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So, my prosperity is assured.

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Now, I just have to find someone and tell them I'm lost.

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If they laugh at me I point my gun at them.

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If they tell me they're too busy to talk I point my gun at them.

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It's really that simple.

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Okay, I don't think I've tried this giant pot-stirring room.

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I'm not sure what they're stirring,

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but I'm guessing anything luminescent and neon-green isn't very tasty.

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Okay, now if I hang down properly, this should work.

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Ah, much better.

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Now, I just need to learn to do that faster

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so I'll be ready when I come to work with the smoke bombs.

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Wait, which way is north?

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You're not north.

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But.... no....

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Everyone here's a liar.

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I don't like liars.

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Christ, where am I?!

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This is just some chemical processing facility.

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I don't remember what I was planning to do today, but I'm sure this isn't it.

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Black Mesa is NOT a tourist trap.

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Of course! I've already been here.

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It's not just me! NO ONE should be here.

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No one comes to a half-abandoned warehouse unless they work there

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they're trying to film a low-budget horror movie,

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or they're a photographer taking bullshit black-and-white photos

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pretending to be artsy.

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That's it.

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And I'm going the wrong way again!

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I supposed I shouldn't expect the red carpet treatment breaking and entering

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into to the site of a chemical plant, but I still find the building layout

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confusing and I'll lodge a complaint with the administration

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if I find the front desk.

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Well, not this way.

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Oh, and I would also like to file a complaint

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about the number of locked doors here

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and about the mutant animals that appear to be eating people.

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Trespasser or not, I have rights

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and I'm entitled to a reasonable expectation of safety and comfort

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when I break into a place.

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This is America, after all!

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I need to get an attorney.

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This whole situation is completely unreasonable for someone of my stature.

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And there is--

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Jesus Christ, this is the wrong way, too!

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Alright, I'm going to have to start thinking outside the box here.

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I should think less like a human being that uses doors

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and more like a squirrel that has anger problems.

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Besides, I think it's entirely possible

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I'm the first person to ever set foot here.

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My name will be in history books.

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Therefore, as these are new territories discovered by the Nation of Freeman

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any and all claims shall henceforth be named after me.

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Me!

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The official name of this monument will be...the...

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Freeman Industrial-Strength Mixer With Green Crap Inside of It.

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Hey, I think that's an entrance over there.

#14500:06:40,332→00:06:43,235

That seems entirely worth the risk.

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Especially since I really don't know the contents of this.

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I mean, there's the possibility that this really is

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just a giant vat of gelatin and dye

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even though it doesn't smell like it...

#15000:07:00,952→00:07:03,288

I mean, this is normal, what I'm doing, right?

#15100:07:03,288→00:07:06,625

People do things like this all the time when they get locked out of their office.

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And.... Oh, wow. That thing could take my head off.

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Errragh!

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See, this is how you get promoted.

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What I'm doing right now, this is progress.

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I'm...sure of it....

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Eh, if this ends up being a fuel line and gas starts flooding in here

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I'm going to look really stupid.